What's Your Redneck Catchphrase?

Which saying should be on your t-shirt? Take our fun quiz and find out which redneck wisdom was spoken just for you.

Tags: Culture, Tradition, Southern-United-States, Personality, Attitude, Living, Lifestyle, Motto


Here are all the results with descriptions

'Too poor to paint, too proud to whitewash.'
Maybe you're always a little short on the rent and behind on the bills, but who cares about material things? This saying speaks to the typical redneck lifestyle. You could have plenty of money, but why would you want to stress yourself working 70 hours a week? Your priorities are friends, family, and fun. As long as there's chitlin's and a cold-six pack in the fridge, you have got enough.

'Don't count your chickens until they hatch.'
Prudence is your second name. You have a reputation for playing it safe, and your redneck catchphrase reminds your more impulsive friends that it is best to wait before you shout about your success. Smart.

'Even a blind hog finds an acorn now and then.'
You bin searchin' for success and still stuck in the trailer park? No worries, sweet thing. Your scratch off ticket is gonna pay back one day! This saying reminds us to keep going even when the odds seem stacked against us. So remember that even if you think you're digging fruitlessly in the dirt, you're going to find treasure eventually!

'Every dog should have a few fleas.'
You are super responsible and always make sure everything is taken care of and neat and tidy. These are great traits, but a wise man once said that everything should be taken in moderation, and this saying reminds us that seeking perfection is an impossible goal. So grab yourself a cold glass of sweet tea, and go take an afternoon nap out on the back porch in the shade. It's time to quit stressing about being perfect!

'Don't let the tail wag the dog.'
Are you letting others take control of your life? Your redneck catchphrase means not to let the less important rule the most important. You are the top dog in your life, so make sure it stays that way. What do you want? Where do you need to go? What is your path in life? Don't let the opinions of others sway you into making choices you don't really want.

'Well, that just dills my pickle!'
We just love your outlook on life, sweet cakes! You are a ray of sunshine that brightens everyone's day. Your redneck catchphrase means that everything is more than wonderful. The non-redneck equivalent would be 'that's the icing on the cake,' but the redneck version is way more expressive. You have a happy, upbeat, and fun personality that others just love to be around, and we bet there's always someone chillin' on your porch watching the world pass by and waiting for you to sit a spell and visit with them.