Here are all the results with descriptions
You're the smart one who HOLDS the beer while your idiot friends do the crazy stuff.
You sort of know everything about everything!
You're way too full of energy. Pipe down!
You like to keep things cool. You may also have a slight case of RBF.
You're salty but good for people. Your advice might sting, but it's sound.
You know. You know everybody wants a piece of you.