Who Are You At The Office?

You are in charge of the situation. Everyone answers to you, and if they've got a problem with it, they can come see you in your office.

You've got strategic napping cocoons all over the office: the basement bathroom that nobody uses; the loose tile in the copy-room ceiling; and even under your desk as long as the boss is in a meeting. All you need is 20 minutes, and you can power your nap all the way to the end of the day.

If you're hungry, you're gonna eat it, and that's all there is to it. You have no boundaries. Nothing is sacred, not even the ketchup packets left in the refrigerator door.

Keep at it, brownnoser. If you tattle on everyone, they're bound to get fired. Then you can focus on that promotion without worrying about the competition.

You are a beehive of activity. You've got the juice on everyone, and they all just keep telling you their secrets! When will they learn that you just use this information against them? And since Tony is dating both Cheryl and Susan, why not let one of them know? That'll provide entertainment for at least a month until one of them quits, amirite?

You're just trying to have a good time until you can clock out at five. So, in the meantime, you are cruising everyone's cubicle, swapping stories, and checking in to make sure everyone is feeling all right. Because if people are grouchy at work, it's only going to make your day longer. Keep 'em happy so time flies!