What Animal Am I?

You are an African Gray parrot because you are highly intelligent with a wickedly unexpected sense of humor. You will need all your cleverness to escape your current predicament: You became an endangered species in 2016.

You do not like to stand out from the crowd. You are a mouse lemur, a species that shows no sexual dimorphism. In other words, no one can tell if you are a male or female and it wouldn't matter if they could because you just run away when someone tries to talk to you anyway.

You put so much effort into getting ready, you must be a long-tailed widowbird. When you get serious about a partner, they won't be able to resist your killer dance moves, heavenly singing voice, and sexy outfits.

Why work harder when you can work smarter? You are a lazy Cuckoo bird. You are always trying to figure out the easiest way to do something. One of your most dastardly tricks? When no one is looking, you lay your eggs in another bird's nest so that that bird will be fooled into doing your job! Now, don't you think that's going a little too far?

Are you a mermaid? A unicorn? Nope, you are a real-life narwhal. You are mysterious and elusive, and no one can quite figure out your style. For example, the 9-foot long canine tooth that protrudes from your head: What's that about ?

Did you know that opossums can neutralize some natural venom that would kill another creature? Opossums get a lot of flak, but really they are truly amazing. . .as are you! You are an opossum because you have mad survival skills. People may make fun of you know, but you will have the last laugh when you already know how to scavenge during the Apocalypse.