How Evil Are You?

You are super evil! Even small animals can't get any mercy from you! You will stomp on anyone who meddles in your affairs, or gets in your way, and you certainly aren't about to apologize for it. . . Or for anything else for that matter! You look after your own self interests, and that's it. That is all you ever want or need. Congratulations on being super duper evil, we know you're proud.

You are not actually evil, you're just average. It's what you would call jaded. Those terrible thoughts about drop-kicking things or people, yeah, that's normal. The difference is you actually have a conscience, so you wouldn't actually do it. Thinking about doing it, involuntarily no less, is just you being perpetually annoyed or angry, but it's become your new normal, so now it's just. . . there. And that's okay. You just need a healthy outlet, like kickboxing.

Are you sure you live on planet earth? Because with everything most people have to deal with on a daily basis, you'd think you'd be a little evil, but you're just not. You're never mean, even when people deserve it.