What Will You Get Arrested For?

Like two comedy geniuses, you hang out outside a convenience store way too often. Half the time, you don't even buy anything. One of these days, you're going to piss off the two nerdy clerks inside, and they're gonna call the cops on you. Unfortunately, you'll be too stoned to realize what's happening until you're already in handcuffs.

You live your life on the edge. No risk is too little or too great for your adventurous attitude. But you seem to be in a hurry, as if you're afraid you're gonna miss out on something. You're going to get arrested for jaywalking when you run across the street to rendezvous with your friends at the bar. You were just so excited to see them that you couldn't wait for the crosswalk.

You're smart, like really smart. You know things, things like the fact that Saturn isn't really a planet and that jet fuel can't melt steel beams. You spend a lot of time on the Internet, talking about these conspiracies. One day, you're gonna get in too deep. When you finally uncover that information, you will be arrested for treason. Your only option then will be Russia or prison. Which will you choose?

You always look out for number one. You know you can't really rely on anyone else to have your back, so you make sure to cover all your bases before venturing out into the big, bad world. That's why you're going to get arrested for embezzlement. But don't worry, it'll take the feds quite a few years to realize you're stealing from your own companies, right underneath the shareholders' noses.

You bring the party with you wherever you go. You're tons of fun even if you get a little bit sloppy. But you know what they say about alcohol! It lowers your inhibitions, and you'll get arrested for being drunk in public when you run squealing out of the bar with a drink in one hand and the bartender's underwear in the other.

If you were an animal, you'd be a sloth. You are the laziest thing in the world. Your idea of a good time is lying on the couch all day, playing a free version of mahjong on your phone. You never move, and your apartment is cluttered in old napkins and carryout boxes. On the random day you decide to go outside and lounge on a park bench for once, you'll get arrested for littering when you leave your takeout wrappers all over the ground at your feet.