How Much Of A New Yorker Are You?

You couldn't be more New York. You're used to the unreasonable prices. You jaywalk. You multitask like any other New Yorker, and you're instantly skeptical and annoyed when you hear about any hybrid food creation. Awesome.

OK, so you're not exactly 100 percent NY, but you're close. You consider Pat Kiernan to be a good friend, and you've prolonged a relationship with someone mediocre because of their apartment (it had a view, OK?). You also don't avoid eye contact with panhandlers. You just stare and walk by. But you're still shocked at the prices, and your multitasking could use some improvement!

You're not used to paying more than $10 for a drink, and you're not ready to commit to overly expensive rent. You're also not ready to commit to food hybrids, but that's very NY of you. You also pretend you live in a neighborhood that's edgy, but it's not. And oh, you say you wait 'on line' rather than 'in line.' Eh, 50 percent NY is better than no NY, right?

You talk about how gross the Hudson is. You also ask people at parties how much their rent is. But you aren't very NY at all, sorry to say. You don't pay the prices, and you certainly don't complain about brunch, before going to brunch anyway. You also don't curse enough, and you don't pretend that crazy stuff isn't happening when it's happening.

You wouldn't survive the Big Apple. You'd be like a naked mole-rat in winter. You'd be eaten alive! You never get angry; you barely curse; you think food-truck food is gross; and you also don't stop and look at real estate ads in windows. Do you even know about Williamsburg and make fun of it? Nope.