What Is Your Best Meal Ever?

There is something grandfatherly about you, even if you are actually a young woman. You are hearty, rich, masculine, comforting, and mature. You are also a little bit old-fashioned. The warm, delicious, old-world kind of old-fashioned. Pass the sour cream!

You are totally not fooling around. You mean business. And you've got all your bases covered. Proteins? Check. Carbs? You betcha. Fruits and veggies? In spades. No one can say you're not well-rounded. They can, however, say that a couple of hours in your company puts them to sleep, in the best of all possible ways.

You are a true global citizen, comfortable and popular in both the East and the West. You are light, attractive, and best when you're fresh. Modern and healthy, you're exactly what everyone else longs to be.

We picture you sitting in an outdoor cafe situated on a cobblestone street. In Paris or San Francisco, maybe. You're casual, easy, and friendly, yet still somehow sophisticated. You are wearing interesting glasses and great shoes. And you smell, mmm, like garlic!

You're a true maverick, a unique combination of the rare and the everyday. You can be a little, shall we say, high maintenance? But you're worth it. Smooth and saucy, what better combination could there be? You're at your very best with some wine and cheese.

Like apple pie, football, and cheesy TV sitcoms, you're the all-American girl or boy next door. You're a familiar pop song. A pair of Levi's jeans. A pickup truck and a pair of dirty bare feet on the dashboard. What's not to love?