What Kind of Music Are You?

You're larger than life. And you've lived longer than most people expected, considering your lifestyle. You're here for a good time, a wild time, a loud time. The party doesn't really start until you get there. Most people really like you, but you do have a few detractors who wish you'd just take it down a notch.

Very few people would argue that you are especially interesting or complicated, but people love having you around. Maybe that's precisely because you aren't too interesting or too complicated. Everyone wants a friend like you. Someone who's both fun and undemanding. You're easy and you're always up for a good time.

Those who love you really love you. And those who don't, tend to hate you. You're indifferent either way, laid-back, but intricate. Some people might argue that you're just plain difficult. Let's face it - you're always interesting. For the right people, there's nothing more sexy than that. (The rest just avoid you.)

You lost your job, your wife (or your husband) left you, and now your dog's up and died. Plus your truck won't start and you can't find those dangnabbit boots of yours. Whose bed did you leave them under? You can't remember. Man, you really need another beer.

A lot of people think you're stiff and boring. How little they know you. Those who take the time to engage with you are often transported. You are passionate, you are tender, you are evocative. And -- there's no denying it -- you are OLD.

You are hypnotic. Mesmerizing. Addictive. And yet, somehow, at the same time, you are weirdly boring. How do you do that?