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Madness O'Shea
Ye walked the plank and did survive but woe what being shark bait's done to your mind, matey! Sleepin' tied to the mizzen and stumblin' around squiffy with the grog. Nothin's wrong with ye, ye say? Maybe, not, maybe it's sure. No seadog is going to cross ye to find out!
Hornswaggle Hayes
Those pieces of eight in ye pocket are no coins o'yours! Ye are a thieven', lyin' scallywag and if you don't watch out, you'll meet on the noose for a dance with old Jack Ketch! It be one thing to snooker landlubbers, but to cheat your mates? Aye, that's a scourge indeed.
Grog Blossom Georgie
Hoist ye bum off the deck, Georgie! Quit drinkin' the bilge and swab the deck of ye putrid bile! Your nose be redder than a wench's lips and ye eyes be so yellow ye might have the fever. Tis all the grog ye be drinkin! Heave ho and get t'work!
Rowan the Rigger
Ye be full o'mishchief, Rowan the Rigger. Aye, but that's why ye shan't be scuttled yet. Ye be right funny with ye tricks and schemes. No sword can skewer ye and no blunderbuss blast ye. Ye've too much wit and cunning to be laid down!
Jolly Jo Chivey
They say that dead men tell no tales. Aye, but the word from Davy Jones' Locker is that ye be smiling whilst holdin' ye knife behind ye back, Jolly Jo. Woe to the chowder head that hornswaggles ye. They be seeing ye smile and laugh while ye skewer 'em with ye blade!
Parrish Mack
Ye be a landlubber holystone that found sea legs and a taste for treasure. Not a sailor on any of the seven seas knows why ye no longer lead ye flock but it's been said that you walk the decks when the moon is dark. What ye be rememberin', Parrish?