What Are You Really?

There's no way you're really human. That's for sure. You're just too magical for that. When you sneeze, rainbows come out of your nose. Now you just need to find your herd, gallop off into the enchanted forest and spend your days smelling roses.

There is a land underneath us. The curvature of our earth is the dome of their sky. Everyone who lives there is green. That's where you're from. Two others from your world visited this one back in medieval times in Woolpit, England. There's an entrance there if you ever want to go back home.

You are not of this world. That probably doesn't come as much of a surprise. We can't pinpoint which exact galaxy you're from, but following your favorite star might lead you back to your home planet. Or maybe your finger glows and makes calls. Have you even tried?

You knew you were a panda. Deep down inside anyway. There's nothing better than napping, having a nice snack, rolling about, having a little play time, and then taking another nap. It's the life. Plus, you get to be supercute and everyone loves you.

You are a selkie that has lots its memory. You have forgotten that if you just find your seal cloak you can put it back on and return to the sea as a seal. Find out who is keeping your coat from you! Your natural home is in the sea!

Bet you didn't expect that. But hey, there's a lot to be said for alligators. For one, you can tell everyone to buzz off because you've been on the planet longer than any of these other nimwits and you have much greater wisdom as a result. You tell 'em who's boss, you old curmudgeon.