What Fast Food Are You?

You are tasty, down-to-earth, and homey. Those who love you, really love you. You're addictive. But too much of you can make people sick. That's because you're, well, a little bit greasy

You are delicious piled on top of delicious piled on top of delicious. You're as round as can be -- and proud of it! There's no calorie-counting for you. And that's a good thing, because you'd be off the charts. You are extremely popular with large men.

You are exotic and familiar. The girl next door and the man in the moon. You can be kind or you can be cruel. We're craving you right now - and yet you're nowhere in sight. See?

You're the versatile sort. One minute you're all plain Jane, the next you're a fiesta of crazy flavour. But you're almost always slightly cheesy. It's not a fault. We love you that way.

You're a real hero. Wherever there is hunger, there you are, ready to put an end to it. You can be unusual but you're always hearty. We're not saying you're rich, exactly, but you've got a lot of bread.

You are salty and delicious. Traditionally a working class staple, you're the Everyman (or Everywoman) of fast foods. But you're so much more than that. You're practically a poem. You're the ocean married to the soil. With a big ol' dash of hot oil.