What Car Should You Drive?

There's not a lot to hate about this car. It's fast, sporty and sexy, and you look amazing in it, especially with the top down. It might not be the most responsible choice of car, but hey--life is short! You work hard and play hard, and you deserve a car that matches your crazy hot lifestyle.

You're rugged, strong, and you never complain, just like the 4x4, all-terrain, heavy-duty Ford F-150. You work hard and need a car that matches your unequaled endurance and that can carry heavy loads of whatever it is that you're hauling. Whether you're camping in the snowy mountains or helping a friend move, the Ford F-150 is the perfect car for you.

Sophisticated, sleek and modern, you need a car that's as classy and attractive as you are. The Mercedes-Benz S550 is designed to turn heads, inspire awe and spark jealousy, just like you. Just remember to tone down the haughtiness just a tad when you're around the little people--or someone might just key your car.

The Cadillac Escalade is the car for you. Chances are, you're either a high profile celebrity, like Kanye West or Lebron--or a well-dressed, urban chic, well-to-do mother of three that just cannot be caught dead in a minivan. Whoever you are, you're seriously stylish and accustomed to driving around big groups of people in unequaled, luxurious comfort. You possibly even have a chauffeur driving you around while you watch movies in the backseat with your peeps. However you roll, you can be sure you'll be ridin' dirty. In a good way.

The Toyota Sienna is the car for you! Don't hate! Minivans are seriously comfortable, economical and safe--especially when you have kids. The family-friendly features are endless, for example, there's ample space to let the kids run around inside while your parked and gossiping with the other mothers after soccer practice. The remote control-powered sliding doors open for you when your arms are busy holding little hands or bags of groceries. It might not be the coolest looking automobile in the world, but we're past that, aren't we?

Smart, safe, and environmentally-friendly, the Toyota Prius is the perfect car for someone like you. You are probably very technologically saavy, intelligent, and concerned about your carbon footprint. You're either a Silicone Valley billionaire or the vegan owner of a non-profit, no-kill pet rescue. Or someone somewhere in between that wide spectrum. Whoever you are, kudos for your being conscientious and awesome.