How Hot Are You?

Congratulations, you are sizzling, smoking hot. But you knew that already. You're so hot, in fact, that you find it difficult to relate to the little people--people who just don't understand the difficulties that come from being so ridiculously sexy. You might find it in your best interest to find more hot people to hang out with, people who get you and know what it's like to be so smoking hot.

Being hot is something that comes naturally to you. You don't have to try hard to be hot, which makes you even sexier than someone who does. You flaunt what you have and stop before things get vulgar.

If you were a taco sauce, you'd be mildly hot. This isn't a bad thing! A lot of people love mild sauce because they can't handle that over-the-top, head-on-fire spicy. You're hot in a simpler way, and that's just fine with you because you understand that genuine personality and intelligence are what makes someone truly attractive.

You're not hot. And that's totally fine with you, because you don't want that kind of attention anyway. You're into more important things and interesting, non-superficial people. Which actually makes you kind of hot, in your own way. You may not be sexy, but who cares? You've got better things to do than worry about what less-evolved people think of your appearance!