Which Ancient King Are You?

You are loyal and benevolent to your friends and family, but if anyone messes with one of your own - they're gonna get stomped! People probably avoid ruffling your feathers, and with good reason. You're a little more than aggressive and your nickname might just be Crazy Eyes. While you are true to the people you love, you will cheat and backstab your frenemies and you can be kind of a sore loser when you don't win. But hey, all's fair in love and war?

You are an incredibly well-rounded person. You probably went to the 'right' pre-school and made it into a prestigious college. For you, education doesn't stop at academics - it includes healthful athletics and religion as well. You also have a healthy appetite for romance and procreation! On the negative side, you tend toward hypocrisy from time to time and you may scare off proselytes with your zealotry when you start talking religion. You also hate healthy eating. That said, people love you and you're pretty popular, so you must be doing something right!

You are the king dreams are made of! Okay, so that dream that your true father was a literal snake might be far-fetched, but that doesn't keep you or anyone else from believing there's a possibility that you are one of the gods. Your god-complex isn't your only complex - you might have an oedipal one as well, and your mother might be very, very involved in your life. On the plus side, you're a great actor, you listen to wise advice, and your passion for reading enhances your knowledge more every day.

You are young at heart! You are also very diplomatic. You want things to go back to the way they were in the golden days and you have a loyalty to history. You tend to be romantically interested in those closest to you, but you might want to think about expanding your dating pool out just a little bit. You wouldn't want to end up marrying your sister, now would you?

You are wise and fair to a fault. You believe in order, morals, and ethics and you do not like rule breakers or people that take advantage of others. You root for the underdog, especially when he/she has been wronged! You are also all about a nice orderly environment and streamlined processes. You make the world a better place!

You are a good egg. You are fun, friendly, trustworthy, and people can count on you. Even some of your enemies do really like you deep down, or at least respect you a great deal. You are an excellent problem solver and you have foresight that helps you avoid pitfalls and obstacles. Be careful not to be too trusting, because some will use your good will to trip you up! Your faith has given you a lot of courage and you will always be successful, or at least happy no matter what you have to go through to get there!