What Would Be Your First Question After Arriving In Hell?

After arriving in hell, your first question would be “How did I get here?” As a practical person who has always counted on logic, asking how you got there seems to be the best decision. While you may not get the answers you're looking for, the powers of the underworld may just let you in on how and why you arrived in this fiery eternity.

When one arrives in hell, it’s only natural to wonder what could’ve possibly landed them in such a position. For you, it’s those pixie sticks you stole in 2nd grade. While you may have never thought that sugar filled tubes could land you in hell, as it turns out, they certainly can.

The answer is of course forever, but that won’t stop you from asking just how long your stay in the underworld might be. At this point, it might just be time to think about your choices in life and reflect on how you probably could’ve done better.

Hell is hot. It’s probably a lot like living in a furnace. Your first question would be 100% related to the temperature. While you can ask them to turn down the sauna-like temps and chill out, odds are you’re just going to be sweating it out in hell for all eternity.

The manager of hell, Satan, would likely laugh at this first question. While it’s bold to want to talk your way out of hell, it’s certainly admirable. Few people have the guts to take on the lord of the underworld, but if there’s anyone who could do it, it’s you.