If You Could Control Trump’s Twitter For A Day, What Would You Tweet?

If you could control Donald Trump's Twitter for a day, you would Tweet, "My neighbors are bothering me, I'm going to build a wall and make them pay." Sure, building a wall might not be popular with everyone, but how else would you keep your neighbors from spying?

If you could control Donald Trump's Twitter for a day, you would Tweet, "I'm just like you, I'm rich, I'm popular, and I never cut up my own steak." You just want to illustrate how much the president has in common with the working class. Of course you're not serious, you just want to get a few laughs out of your time as Trump!

If you could control Donald Trump's Twitter for a day, you would Tweet, "Curious about the apocalypse? Tremendous!" It's not that you really think Trump is going to plunge the world into apocalyptical hellfire, but with everything that's going on in the world, why not shoot for the stars in terms of retweets!

If you could control Donald Trump's Twitter for a day, you would Tweet, "There's no such thing as being too tan or too rich!" Sure, you could take your moment in the Twitter spotlight to highlight one of the world's many problems, or you could poke fun at the president's glamorous spray tan. Priorities!

If you could control Donald Trump's Twitter for a day, you would Tweet, "I'm the greatest that has ever lived and will ever live!" If you want your Tweet to seem authentic, go big or go home. Our president has never been known for his modesty, so why not embrace this big personality with some aplomb?