Can We Guess What You’re Avoiding This Thanksgiving?

This Thanksgiving you'll do your best to avoid any awkward conversation! Sure, seeing family is nice, but fielding dozens of questions about who you're dating and what you're doing with your life isn't nice. This year, you've got a plan in place to avoid any awkward topics and any small talk. Godspeed!

This Thanksgiving, you're going to avoid being surrounded by distant relatives! It's not that you don't love your family, it's just that your distant relatives can be kind of intense and in your face. Small doses of these relatives are fine, but spending hours in a hot home waiting for dinner can leave you feeling more cooked than the turkey.

This Thanksgiving, you're going to avoid Black Friday shopping! Sure, there are deals to be found, but you're not ready to give up rest and relaxation in the name of half price TV's and discount sweaters. You'll avoid the pushing, pulling, and general anger by sleeping in and enjoying your post Thanksgiving buzz.

This Thanksgiving, you're going to avoid traffic! It might seem impossible to avoid the pre-holiday rush, but you've got a plan in place to arrive at your destination minus the headaches. As someone who can carefully plan, strategize, and make magic happen, we think you'll get where you're going without sitting in a stitch of gridlock. Good luck!

This Thanksgiving, you're going to avoid saying grace at dinner! It's not that you don't believe in God, gratitude, or prayer, but you hate being put on the spot in front of everyone you know. As a shy person, saying grace often puts a knot in your stomach and anxiety in your heart. This year, pass the duties on to someone else and just enjoy your meal.