Why Are You Single?

You aren't even worried about being single. Relationships are always there when you're ready to seize them, and you'll seize a few when you're damn well ready. Right now you're enjoying that single life without any strings attached. You operate on no one's schedule but your own, and you're free to follow your heart's desires wherever they may take you.

When was the last time you had a date? One night stand? If you're thumbing through your daily planner right now, that's the problem. You're way too busy right now to even consider giving anyone else the time of day. Eventually, your life will slow down, and maybe then you'll be ready to share a few minutes with someone sweet. Until then, keep hustling.

If you could respond to a single text message without being distracted, then maybe someone would have a shot with you. But right now, you're all over the place. You're overstimulated. They're attracted to your natural sense of curiosity and excitement, but you take it to another level and no one can keep up with you.

You're a little overbearing, and it's scaring everyone away. They can practically smell the desperation on you. Why don't you pull it back a notch and focus on yourself for a while? You don't have to be on the prowl 24/7. You've got some great qualities, so let them shine through and attract the right kind of people into your life for a change.

You're only here to have fun. You don't want or need anyone to tie you down, and you definitely don't want anybody dragging all their baggage into your good time. Some people might call you a heartbreaker, but that's a lie. You're upfront from the beginning and always leave before the morning.

Get outta here. You're happily paired up with someone, or you're about to be. Don't try to crash the single party with your codependent tendencies.