Have him fired Fire him and exile him Send him to live in a cave with a ferocious bear for one month--if he survives, he can have his job back. Stick the point of my sword to his chest as I lecture him on gallantry and chivalry and how to properly treat a lady Shoot him in the butt with an arrow I'd just trip him and then stand over him while the other villagers laughed at his clumsiness. ▶ Next Question ◀