Which Slavic God Are You?

Ooh, you're naughty! Chernobog is the god of evil! He is in charge of bad luck, chaos, disaster--and he does it all for fun! People used to literally spit curses into a bowl before dinner on feast days, so he'd stay away and they could enjoy the holiday!

Yes, you've heard of her in fairy tales, but the older, original version of this goddess is nuts. If you met her and survived, you'd want to get her a mental health checkup. Baba Yaga is the Slavic goddess of death. She gets around in her house made of bones--her house walks, on giant chicken legs. If she doesn't turn you to stone with her eyes and then crush your bones, you might be able to manipulate her into asking you to dinner. If you gain entry, she becomes nice and gives you great advice to enrich your life. Crazy!

He's not good; he's not bad; he's just a guy with a few principles--like promises. You'd better not break a promise if you think he might be watching. He'll get you. Veles is the god of cows, magic, and the underworld. In Slavic religion, the underworld was kind of a shepherd's paradise, all green and mossy and full of cows. When he's not working the fields, he likes to dabble in magic and trickery for fun. He can be mischievous when he's in the mood for revelry!

You are the Morning Star. Zorja U and her sister protect the world from the ultimate annihilation of all existence. That's their job. Zorja U is also married to the supreme god in the Slavic pantheon, Perun. She does have some fun; she's also the goddess of horses, protection, and Venus. Oh, and she's also the goddess of exorcism! It can't all be wine and roses.

He didn't create the world (that's another Slavic god), but he's the supreme god of it--that, and of war, irises, the 'sky of stone,' and of course, thunder and lightning. He's the ultimate badass. And he's in charge. Oh, and he has a golden mustache.

He wears white robes, has a long white beard, and is the epitome of purity and goodness. For some reason, he is only ever seen in the daytime. On feast days, a cup was passed around, and after throwing your curse words into it to keep the bad god--Chernobog--away, you would speak praises to Belobog into the cup, for good luck and blessings.