What Kind Of Roommate Are You?

You may or may not sell drugs out of the apartment, but some roommates can be down with that, especially because you're the most easygoing roommate. You never argue; you always share your food; and you're pretty quiet unless you start giggling again. Even if you aren't the cleanest guy in the house, your other roommates still love you.

You're the roommate who only operates in two realities: either you're dating someone or you just broke up. There is no in-between for you. You live for the drama and like to make loud entrances and exits at any time of day. You've probably had sex in every room in your apartment, but your roommates would never know. No, they don't really trust you, but they know you pay the bills, so they'll put up with your drama until the lease is up.

You make every house feel like a home. You host epic house parties as well as chill game nights, and you always cook a little something for each. Your other roommates and their friends are always coming over to hang with you and your warm oven. As long as you remember to clean up after yourselves, you and your roommates get along swimmingly!

You slam doors. You stomp when you walk. You sing loudly in the shower at 6:00 in the morning. Do you forget that you live with other people, or do you just not care? Because we can't tell. Whatever your reasoning, we can tell you now that you're only a good roommate if your roomies find your loudness endearing.

You're the king of the passive-aggressive kitchen note. You know what's best for the house, and that includes a strict quiet-hours initiative and a clear labeling system for the fridge. You drive everyone you live with crazy, and now you've gone and made a new chore list. Make sure you stick it on the fridge tonight, so all your roommates can see it when they wake up in the morning. You always like to drop surprises like this on them. Hope Sara likes to clean the toilet!

You clearly don't care about anyone but yourself. The dishes you left in the sink last week are still there. You passed out and left your stereo on again last night. And the weirdos you keep bringing over without warning are starting to get on everybody's nerves. But who cares, right? Because you live here too. It's your house as much as theirs, so they're going to have to deal with it.