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Koozie
You're the smart one who HOLDS the beer while your idiot friends do the crazy stuff.
Wikipedia Brown
You sort of know everything about everything!
Sparky
You're way too full of energy. Pipe down!
Frosty
You like to keep things cool. You may also have a slight case of RBF.
Spinach
You're salty but good for people. Your advice might sting, but it's sound.
McLovin
You know. You know everybody wants a piece of you.