Here are all the results with descriptions
                          Koozie
          You're the smart one who HOLDS the beer while your idiot friends do the crazy stuff.
                  Wikipedia Brown
          You sort of know everything about everything!
                  Sparky
          You're way too full of energy. Pipe down!
                  Frosty
          You like to keep things cool. You may also have a slight case of RBF.
                  Spinach
          You're salty but good for people. Your advice might sting, but it's sound.
                  McLovin
          You know. You know everybody wants a piece of you.