Who is My Mother?

There's no stopping your mom when she's on a mission. You WILL be the next big thing. She has your back. But, you should probably play along and do what she tells you. She's savvy and if you pay attention, she'll make sure you're a huge success. Financially, anyway. No guarantees on the happy, fulfilled, etc., part.

Your mom is the pure incarnation of grace and beauty. Of a kind, anyway. She might look dark and mysterious, but that doesn't mean she is dark. She's one of the most endearing and loving people. If she's human. Could be supernatural. No one really knows. Cousin It is one of her relatives, after all. Well, maybe she is creepy sometimes, but at least she's not ordinary.

Your mother is pure magic and enchantment! Sad that she won't let you wiggle your nose to do ordinary things. Actually, it's kind of hypocritical when you think about. She does it herself when she's in a bind, so why not you? But, at least you have a fascinating mother and a super interesting, if weird, family. Uncle Arthur is probably a riot at Thanksgiving.

You have the coolest mother in the whole universe. Rice Krispie treats and pizza for breakfast? No problem! Coffee and snacks in the middle of the night? Of course! Plus, she fights for dreams and encourages you to every step of the way.

Your mom is badass but she's got such a soft heart she'll love on any weird little creature that steps through the door. Even your most super annoying friends. She knows what it's like to fight for what she believes in and she believes everyone should have that chance.

Whoa. Sorry about that. Your mom is EMILY GILMORE. That's tough. But . . . she does love you. In her way. She just wants you to be the best that you can be. Which just happens to be rich, well thought of, and proper. She does have your back when it matters, though. And, at least you have a nice cushion to fall back on. Right?