What Object Am I?

You are a soft and downy fluffy pillow. But there are those times when you get that big hollow spot in the middle and you have to be shaken and fluffed to get your shape back. Everyone wants to know why you wait until the middle of the night when they're nice and cozy to pull lumpy stunts like that?

You're so crazy that you're upside down and shaking half the time. And half of YOU is always in a whirl of a daydream of falling glitter and snow. Is that a GNOME peeking out from behind that tree? You're so weird it's like its like it's always a holiday inside your head.

You're doing a pretty good trick there. Pretending to be so super cool and of the moment when really you're just an ordinary rock in a pretty package. You've got them all fooled. Better not let down your guard or someone will notice and put you outside with the rest of the rocks!

Swing batta batta! You are full of speed and force! No ball pitched to you will ever survive your mighty crack! That's not to say you don't hit some foul balls now and then. But, it's not your fault. You're the bat, not the batter.

Yep. That's right. You're a clown lamp. You hold up light for little children and make them happy! That is until they turn 13 or so and start to wonder whether or not you're alive. The glow that used to make you seem like a guardian against monsters now makes you look just a little creepy. Go on and turn the music box lever on your back to comfort them. See what happens when you suddenly start playing music when they weren't the ones to wind you up.

Womp womp. Are you the person at the party that says 'No, we're too old to jump on trampolines or push people into the pool? ' Probably. Lighten up! Life is weird so just let it be weird. You can't control it so why not roll with it? Have some fun!