What Chess Piece Am I?

You can only move forward, and are perfectly okay with doing it one step at a time. Occasionally, you take a step to the side to punish someone who's in your way, but overall, you're all about prosperity and goal achieving. You're a pawn!

You can move diagonally, which means you love to approach things and missions in a very. . . unorthodox way. You don't like to run face first into things. Instead, you play it cool, play it sly, and act like you're mildly interested in achieving this 'goal' that's just more like. . . 'you know, something to do, that's all. '.

Knights only move in an L-shape, which means they're very particular about how they move. And you're the same way. You require the right conditions to move at all. And that goes both physically and metaphorically. You love to lie on the couch and not move until you have to. AND in day-to-day events, you only go out of your way for things that are worth it to you. And only if you feel like it's doable.

Rooks are rebels, capable of moving any number of squares, up and down, or side to side. That means you're a rook, because you're essentially the most punk rock piece on the board. You don't do things like others do, nor do you want to. And you certainly don't care to implement regulations about how to go about things. That's dumb! Why anyone does that is a complete mystery. If you want something, you just go after it. Simple!