What Condiment Are You?

You are friendly, everyone loves you, and you make almost everything better. It doesn't even matter what you're doing or whether you're hot or cold, you're always just so perfectly wonderful and nice. Thank you for being you, Butter.

You're a good friend, Mayonaisse. People think you're not always the right fit for what's going on, but that's because they don't recognize you when you're in disguise. Like when you team up with soy sauce for Yum Yum sauce or you hide in a chocolate cake to make it moist. People can depend on you and they don't even know it!

You can sometimes be too sweet, but you will always be loved. Just for your contributions to Monte Cristo alone. Really, you should get a lifetime achievement award. There's not much that makes people happy in the morning, but you manage to pull it off every day.

You're the big crossover star. Everyone thought for the longest time that you only hung out with good-two-shoes like salads and raw vegetables and then you busted in and crashed the party and started hanging out with chicken wings and pizza. How did we not know you were so cool?

You are the elite condiment in the fridge. No, not everyone likes you, but you don't care. You know you're in the limelight. They don't make sexy commercials about other condiments. Only you. You don't have time for the haters - they're just jealous.

You are the secret badass of the fridge. You don't come out to play often, but when you do, you really kick the party up a notch. Not in a showy way, in that added edge of extra cool way. You have that air of mystery - spicy, hot, and tart but with just a hint of sweet.