What Actor Are You?

You are on top of the world, a world that considers you the most beautiful man alive. What's more, you're married to the most beautiful woman alive. Although she's better known for being actively involved in trying to save the world, both on-screen and off, you try to do your part, too. How do you two, with all your children, have time to be so fabulous? We're guessing you have an extremely large staff.

A drop-dead handsome, aging movie star, you've long been known as an inveterate bachelor. Recently, though, a thoroughly sophisticated, highly educated woman has stolen your heart. You're now engaged. This may mean you're finally in love. Or simply that you are considering a career change. To politics!

You are, perhaps, in the midst of a mid-life crisis. However, we have to admit you've always been kind of weird. You know, in a compelling way. Sometimes you confuse your real life with one of your movies. Like that time you said you were Native American. Or the way you dress like a pirate for Every. Single. Occasion.

You're the boy next door turned the alien next door. Now better known for your strange religion rather than your acting career, you've recently stopped talking to the press. You've also been known to hold auditions for wives. Hey, if it works for movies, why not for real life, too? Also, you are quite short.

You recently said you have to stop hitting on women in public because you are now quite old. That's okay, there's always the internet. We suspect you may have accounts on several online dating sites. Because you truly are an inveterate bachelor and we can't imagine you settling, either for just one woman or simply not getting any. You have crazy eyes.

You are young but you prefer older women. Raised by a single mother, you believe you have a more female perspective than a male one. Beloved by women all over the world for your sensitivity, you are well-known for the catch-phrase 'Hey girl.' However, you are more than meets the eye. Very few people know, for example, that you had to be homeschooled after throwing steak knives at the other children on the playground.