Which Vegetable Are You?

It's no wonder the internet kids are using the eggplant emoji to represent the male member. You are sexy and full of life. You're also a bit hard to take, so to speak, but delicious in a nice ragu.

Oh, the layers of your infinite soul- what a mystery you are! There is so much to your character that it is impossible to pin you down. Are you zest-ing up a salad? Are you fried and topping a burger? Nobody knows, you delicious enigma!

Oh, you superhero! Your friends love you because you don't give them a headache, and leave everyone feeling light and airy and like they can eat a triple cheeseburger.

Ayayay, you are a hot tomato! Luscious and fiery red, it's no wonder there's a debate about whether you're even a vegetable or a sweet fruit!

You are a great comfort on a cold winter's day. Everybody wants you to warm their bellies and their hearts. You go great with a pat of butter and a pinch of salt and pepper.