How Long Would You Survive In California?

You could survive in California your whole life! You're truly made for the golden coast. Not only do you love weird foods plated in artistic ways, but you're a beach baby at heart. You've never had an issue with using "dude" more than once in a sentence and you think pale skin is a mark of vampirism.

You could survive in California for 5-10 years! California would seem a paradise to you at first. Warm sun, nice beaches, and good food. What's not to love? Well, eventually you loathe the idea of driving anywhere. The world like becomes as grating as nails on a chalkboard. And your tired of the third degree sunburns. In 10 years, you're out!

You could survive in California for 2-3 years! Your first year in California was pure fun. Who doesn't love surf and sand? The next year was quite a bit harder once the shine wore off. You start to feel a bit alien. You start changing your hair color to fit in. You glow under the California sun with your pale skin. Nothing is right and you run for the East coast!

You could last in California for 1 year! Between the sun burns you would accrue and feeling slightly above average in intelligence at all times, Cali would quickly wear on your nerves. Not to mention, sitting in traffic is enough to turn you into the Hulk!

You would last in California for 3 months! Why are there so many blondes? What am I eating? Why can't I afford a bedroom in my apartment? California would quickly get under your skin and it'd back to the opposite coast for you. Not only would the expense put you in a tizzy, but one can only eat so many fish tacos off of a truck before you realize that you're probably not where you're meant to be.