What Kind Of Prepper Are You?

You're impractically not prepared at all! You probably threw out that Homeland Security leaflet without even reading it--not that it's worth much. You have just enough groceries to last until tomorrow--if you only eat bread and cheese--and you don't know where you'll go if there's a disaster. Who knows if you'll need to go all in on preparedness, but you might want to at least familiarize yourself with the basics in the event a natural disaster hits your town.

Hoping you can shelter in place? You've begun to at least consider the possibility of calamity, and maybe you've stockpiled some things. Just don't forget that there's always the possibility you won't be able to bug in, so you should probably start a bug-out bag with survival gear, like a LifeStraw, a fire striker, a first aid kit, etc. If you're not fit, you might want to consider beginning a daily walk or something so that you'll be in shape enough to walk if you have to!

You're a prepper that knows what's what. Still, it wouldn't hurt to stockpile at home too--just in case you have to shelter in place before you bug out!

You're fit, trained, and geared up for whatever might come your way. But...just in case it's not as bad as all that, or you've got a minute or two more than you think to bug out, it wouldn't hurt to have a few comfort items on hand for your bug-out bag. You might enjoy them when you're out in the woods, sipping tree-bark stew.

Have you bought your land yet? Don't forget to read up on water rights and solar-power laws! That business is getting iffy. You already know to take along a few silver dollars, right? Just be careful that the law doesn't label you a doomsdayer and you should be fine...

Whoa, slow down now... You don't want the feds tripping on booby traps and sending you jail. That happened, you know. Your mistrust could be your downfall, so try to keep a level head and tread carefully. Stay abreast of the laws in your state, and move to another one if you have to. Just regular old homesteading is good too. You know, the S hasn't hit the F quite yet, so you could calm down...a little...