What Mysterious Monster Are You?

You're elusive, but it's not necessarily creepy. I mean, it's not like you try to actually hit people when you throw rocks at them, right? It's just a warning. No harm, no foul. You just want to live your life away from the hustle and bustle. There's nothing wrong with enjoying privacy and being a staunch environmentalist!

Some people think you plan your attacks, but it's not like that. You have cool stuff, and when people try to nose in and take it, you retaliate. Simple as that. No one better touch your stuff. Greedy jerks always trying to take everything! You'll crush them with one blow!

Ahhhh, Nessie. Your cool elegance and mystic charm draw people to you...and if they're nice enough, you might give them a glance before mysteriously sinking beneath the water. You've never even hurt a fly. You're an inspiration that reminds everyone that we live in a magical world.

It sucks being misunderstood. You try to warn people about impending disasters, and they only look at you and point the finger saying it's all your fault. Yeah, you're clumsy, and you live in chemical waste, but why do people have to judge you for that? You're an international hero--or at least you would be if people would stop judging and start listening! It's a good thing you have all of those dogs to keep you company. Dogs love everyone.

You really wish people would try to get to know you. Some people think you're all scaly and green; other people call you Fish Face; and some idiots even think you're Bigfoot. They call you Swamp Thing, Lizard Man, Monster...whatever they feel like. But what about your own personal identity? Shouldn't you be able to define yourself instead of letting others define you? Take a stand and be yourself for yourself!

You're getting pretty sick of people comparing you to mangy dogs. It just won't do. You've built a reputation, and you want to stick with it. Marketing is everything. How are people going to be intimidated by you when they think the only thing wrong with you is a little skin disease? You're a monster, by Jove, and people had better stand up and pay attention!