Which Country Should You Take Over?

You love the seaside, rolling green hills, freckles, and quaint fables. When you conquer Ireland, you can have it all! Just make sure you're prepared to meet an uprising from the local pub. Irish people can be a bit spitfire!

You want to have the biggest and the best. Always. When you conquer the United States, you will be master of incredible resources and political influence. Just be sure you're prepared to guard yourself from people who envy you!

You are a sucker for adventure, from hiking to surfing to, oh, taking over a country? When you become ruler of Australia, you'll have access to all the rugged wilderness you could possibly imagine. Just make sure you bring a field guide of dangerous animals with you!

You are attracted to rich history and colorful traditions. When you conquer China, you will inherit whole museums full of gorgeous artifacts. You will even find that many ancient customs are still alive and well today! Just make sure you don't cling to the past too tightly, or you might find that your glorious kingdom is corrupted by poverty and prejudice.

You are a romantic person with elegant tastes. When you conquer France, you will be looked up to as the world's authority on style and grace. Just don't push the French people too hard, or you'll soon find that your beautiful ideals are brought to a standstill by massive strikes!

You are a private person, and you prefer to stay out of other people's conflicts as much as possible. When you conquer Switzerland, you will have your own tranquil oasis, sheltered from the rest of the world's chaos. Just don't mess with the Swiss people's social order to much. Why fix what isn't broken?