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Lucy Ricardo
The witty TV woman who is your spirit animal is Lucy Ricardo! Much like Lucy, you have a need to scheme, plan, and trick. You love a good plan almost as much as you love a good red lipstick. Lucy Ricardo is truly your spirit animal.
Dorothy Zbornak
The witty TV woman who is your spirit animal is Dorothy Zbornak of the Golden Girls. Much like Dorothy, you've always got a dry quip or sarcastic remark locked and loaded. Some may say you're a cynic, but Dorothy would think you're a peach.
Mary Richards
The witty TV woman who is your spirit animal is Mary Richards! Much like Mary, you're a firecracker with an ambition to prove everyone who ever said a bad thing about you wrong. You'll get where you're going because you want it more than anyone else.
Roseanne Connor
The witty TV woman who is most like you is Roseanne Connor! Much like Roseanne, you're the queen of the dry aside or sarcastic comment. You handle the ups and downs in life with humor and a lot of delicious pot roast.
Carol Burnett
The classic TV witty woman who is your spirit animal is Carol Burnett. Much like Carol, you're the queen of innovation and invention. Whether you're inventing jokes or innovating a dress out of curtains, you and Carol are one in the same.