How Awesome Is Your Wife?

Your wife is a force of nature. She is a tornado headed straight toward you. She is the wind and the rainbow and the somewhere over it. She can be a wicked witch but she can also be your sweet little Dorothy. There's no place like home.

Your wife is the greatest thing that ever happened to you. You should get down on the floor and kiss her pretty feet. You should sculpt her likeness in marble. You should write an opera for her. At the very least, you should take her out to dinner tonight.

Your wife is unusual, remarkable, delightful. She is different from the run-of-the-mill in some unexpected way. It's hard for us to say in exactly what way that is, because she is so unique and also unpredictable. We're guessing you have already noticed this about her.

Each and every day is a surprise when you live with your wife. Your wife may be stunningly beautiful but she is also stunning in other ways ' she is a constant source of the unexpected! There's never a dull moment when your better half is around. And we're betting you're not at all surprised to hear this.

And her body is a wonderland. So is yours. It's all wonder, all the time, over at your place. Wonder here, wonder there, wonder, wonder, everywhere! Stop it. You two are making the rest of us jealous.

You will never be bored. Your mysterious, magical, deeply alluring wife can hypnotize with her eyes. When she talks, people listen. When she's quiet, people wonder why.