Where Are You From?

Yep. Dad's everywhere agree. You were definitely born in a barn. There's probably not a door you have ever closed or a light switch you've turned off. Hopefully, you don't eat out of a trough, though. That would just be too much.

Are you from Mars? Well, the answer is yes. You're not quite Marvin, but you're close. And you probably know what's on the dark side of the moon. Is it a secret base or just a bunch of craters? You might just be crazy enough to have landed and checked it out.

If you're unfamiliar with this British phrase, it is usually used to say you're bonkers. But, it can also mean that you're daydreaming. No matter, because in this instance, you were literally born there. You're a changeling.

You are not from the present, that's for sure. You long to be back in the century you came from. You probably fondly remember the old days when things were better than they are now. Or so you thought. If you went back, you'd miss a few things. Like central air and refrigerators.

You weren't born there, but you got there as quick as the fairy dust would take you. How is Peter Pan, by the way? Following Capt'n Hook around must be loads of fun. But is it more fun than being an adult. Yeah, you're right. It probably is more fun than a cubicle. Carry on.

You're completely, totally, absolutely normal. So normal, in fact, that you're weird. You are apple pie and white bread served on a vinyl tablecloth in someone's Grandma's perfectly clean kitchen. You're so weirdly normal that it's fascinating. You should probably be studied by science.