What Does JOHN Want to Tell You?

John wants to tell you to stop and smell the roses! Are you always in a rush? Is your schedule booked to the gills? John thinks that's the pits. John believes in taking time to enjoy the little things. Like Netflix marathons and eating banana splits. You know... hobbies.

John wants to tell you that you smell delicious! Before you get creeped out, John has a keen sense of smell and a large amount of charisma. This is simply his way of charming you. He also wants to remind you that you have excellent taste in perfumes. As a tastemaker, John would know.

John thinks you're ROFL funny! Not just LOL funny, but rolling on the floor laughing funny. Take that as a compliment. John tends to think most people are total duds when it comes to humor. As a joke writer and comedy savant, John would know. His stand up has delighted several people. And by several people we mean his mother and cousin.

John wants to tell you to take more risks! Are you guilty of playing it safe? John certainly thinks so. What's a life lived with caution? In John's opinion, that's not a life at all. Sure, John does a lot of things that probably put his life in danger....like wrangling alligators and sky diving. But John certainly has a lot of good stories to tell. He think's you should branch out too!

John wants to tell you to order pizza for dinner! You're dog tired and worked hard. Forget your weight and being health conscious! It's pizza night! Dial up delivery, fire up the TV, and settle in for a long night of nothingness and pizza. It's what John wants. Don't disappoint John!