Which Coffee Blend Suits You?

You couldn't care less about what's hip right now. You're still listening to the same '90s jams you did as a child, and not in the ironic way. You wouldn't know how to be ironic. New England is a light roast that tastes sweet and goes with your optimistic and laid-back attitude. And just because it's used in commercial blends like Folgers means no nevermind to you. As long as you get your caffeine, you're happy.

You want to taste all that life has to offer. No experience is too little or too much for you. A city blend is perfect for your mornings, because it's fully developed. All the flavor is there; the acidity is just right. And you can still taste the fresh flavor of the green coffee beans before they're roasted. You're getting everything you asked for, which means it's gonna be a good day.

When you drink coffee, it's only a specific blend from a specific cafe on a specific street, brewed at this particular time in the morning. Because if you go too early, the right barista isn't there. And if you go too late, the coffee is old and you can taste it. Your refined palette can taste anything, and that's why you like continental blends. It has just the right amount of sweetness balanced with the body you like in your morning joe. Although, if you're being completely honest, you typically prefer espresso.

You've got an attitude--the kind that people like because it gets things done. They might be afraid of you, but they admire you, because you aren't afraid to speak your mind, even if it might hurt someone's feelings. You aren't trying to be mean, just honest. Try an Italian blend this morning. It's bittersweet, just like you.

Are you trying to start a fight right now? Because we can feel the aggression from here. You always operate at a 10 when everyone else is at a 6, and you wish someone would get in your face about it. Your coffee blend is dark French. Its bittersweet flavor is charred with a burnt undertone that matches your leather jacket almost perfectly.

You don't care about flavor. Everything tastes like ash in your mouth. Your world is dark, like your heart, and your friends know never to ask you what you take in your coffee, because you take nothing. You like it as black as your soul. Try a Neapolitan blend. It's so burnt you'll barely get a hint of the faint sweet tones that are lingering around to flavor your coffee.