Which Song From 'Chicago' Are You?

You're easygoing, and you don't care about all that jazz. You love your life, and you wouldn't survive without your cold gin and tonic. You're dreaming big, and you're flying high--even higher than Lucky Lindy! You're a master of grasping a moment and squeezing it to the very last drop of pleasure. And problems? You'll shimmy them off!

You want to be a celebrity and have the name that everyone knows! Your life is a swell act, and you want people to recognize your eyes, your teeth, your lips, and your nose! Your look is your priority, and people's attention is what makes you feel alive!

They had it coming! Impulsive should be your middle name. Damn it! It's not your fault that people are annoying and make you angry! You're sure that somebody else in the same situation would do exactly the same thing. And for the record, you always give them warning shots. But since they don't care, they had it coming!

Do you feel like the world's gone low-brow? And that things are not like they used to be? And you're asking yourself a question: Whatever happened to class? You're missing good manners, pure ethics, and simply 'Please may I?' or 'Yes, thank you.' Well, nostalgia is the color of your world, and you wouldn't mind moving a few decades back.

You know perfectly well the distracting power of razzle-dazzle. You've mastered the art of misleading, and people are buying it. Exchanging goods, making a deal, and making the best of it for yourself is your natural talent. There is nobody who can read people better than you do or make them change their minds quicker!

Everybody gets noticed now and then, but do you feel like Mister Cellophane? Can people see right through you while you feel unimpressive and undistinguished? It's your time to wake up! People are not made of air--speak out and they'll notice you!