What Famous Joke Are You?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Why the long face?' Chances are, you knew this joke--and you must admit, it's pretty funny. At least, maybe the first few times you heard it! You have a classic sense of humor, which is a great thing to have--especially when you're such a classy person yourself.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with. Hardy-har-har, right? Chances are, you've heard this joke before, and you've got to admit that it's pretty cute. Just like you!

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. This joke is a play on words: 'Red' is actually 'read,' like a newspaper. But hey, do I really have to explain this classic joke to you? It's smart, just like you are. But you already knew that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! You are perhaps the most famous of all famous jokes, the classic 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' joke. You're popular, fun, and always a good time.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine. You're a ham, which is why people love you and your play on words, your funny puns, and let's face it, your endless supply of dad jokes. But as cheesy as your jokes may be, you're a delightful, funny person, and people love your personality.

How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to really want to change. You, my friend, are the classic 'light bulb' joke. The above example is just one of many, many classic jokes about light bulbs--chances are, you're quite familiar with them. You are adaptable and changeable, and you thrive on variety in life. You don't stick to the same boring old routines. You like changing things up--and that goes for what you think is funny as well.