What Type Of Dog Am I?

You would be a lap sitting dog that gets lots of attention and whatever kind of treats it wants. Something like a miniature poodle, Shih Tzu, or Maltese. You would be loved for beauty and you would amuse your humans with your spoiled rottenness.

You would be a total goofball dog like a Pug or a Bulldog or a goofy, funny mutt. You would be amusingly clumsy, and you'd be one of those dogs that is forever tilting its head sideways in utter confusion. But people would absolutely ADORE you for it!

You would be that type of dog that is always on alert and ready to please its owner with its skill or watchfulness. Like a schnauzer or an Airedale. The kind of dog that can play but is most of the time taking its job as family protector seriously.

You would be a dog as close to nature as it could be. The kind of dog that could run off into the wilderness and have no trouble surviving. A dog that would howl at the moon and have no fear of ghosts. Like a malamute or an Irish Wolfhound.

You would be the family's favorite. You'd play gently with children, catch the frisbee every time, and always have a wagging tail and a smile hanging out of your mouth. A dog like a retriever, lab, or beagle. You'd always have a good attitude about whatever the family wanted to do even if that thing was giving you a bath.

You would be a menace! You would be like an angry chihuahua in a funny but scary internet video. Of course, there would be that one person in the family that you loved and maybe a couple that you would tolerate, but visitors? Nah. They deserve your growls.